Minecraft: Askew

FINALLY!!! Askew Java update!!! One Billion things added! Let's Do!!!!!

+Refactored ALL music discs to avoid the mandated cutoff at the end of their Vanilla versions, It's not perfect, and it means discs are in weird spots, but it means you get to actually hear the music, so we win (and lose)

+MUSIC TOASTS ARE AWESOME!!! MUSIC TOASTS AND ASKEW ARE LIKE BUTTER AND....hmm...I can't think of anything you would combine with butter....some sort of warm bread...? +Music toasts get TWO spots in the changelog cause I'm so excited for them, Default color text for tunes from the first album and Yellow for Addendum! (((Psst, you can also change how frequently music plays...if you....yknow....like that....)))

+Redid ALL Ground Foliage (Grass, Flowers, etc) Now everything adapts to seasons!

+Copper Golem, lanterns, Bars, & Chests imagery & sounds

+Redid all Plank textures for consistency

+Replaced "Dennis" painting

+Redid all "Cooking" Related sounds (furnace, campfire, etc) +Redid a bunch of utility block sounds (brewing stand, grindstone, stonecutter) +Warm/Cold Variants added for Chickens, Cows, and Pigs +Redid a wide variety of item textures, adapting to an exact style-guide rather than...doing whatever I wanted without prior contemplation...

+New sounds for stonecutters, grindstones, lodestone compass, and furnaces

+Askew's trident was a spear before! And they've just introduced a spear...so now there's an Askewed Trident and I've made new spears (imagery & sound)

+Sounds & Imagery for all things Happy Ghast +Reformatted all internal music files to display the correct songnames & contributors for SNOOPERS +Screaming Goat now has unique sounds from the normal goat! I thought it was just a lame out-of-touch bit added to the game by a boardroom but it's actually a lame out-of-touch bit with gameplay purposes...hooray..!

+Fixed Gates attached to walls +Fixed Sniffer Egg +Fixed whatever was going on with the sun and moon +Fixed whatever was going on with horses/donkeys/mules/camels +Fixed whatever was going on with armor trims

..."whatever was going on" means that they just randomly changed the file paths for these things which is so awesome I love that

+Gave Strider's their longer antler things from Bedrock, if you don't like it I'll throw the whole pack out

+Added 10 Brand New Songs!

"Left Behind" An intricate mix of unused music from the original album! I LOVE THIS ONE but also I'm calm and normal about it "One More Yesterday" My earnest attempt to make """normal""" nether music that doesn't overstep!.......it might overstep..... "Is Someone There?" A spoooky tune full of spoooky melodies! It's in 5/4! Weird!! "Might Not Belong" Replaces "Tears" Disc! I don't recommend inserting cassette tapes into the disc-only jukebox but I literally can't stop you "From Within" Made with a good friend of mine, Roxy Polaris! They made a kickass track for a fandom and I STOLE their vocals! (don't worry, I was given permission....after...after I did it....) "Hands & Knees" I made this song 6 hours before Askew Bedrock released!! It's possible I was very nervous "Chloe's Moving" Who is Chloe??? I dunno! I'm sad to see her go though :( "Underneath It All" I really like the strings in this one, kinda following the pattern of "Long Way Down" & "Suspended In Air" from the first album! "What Now?" Was uh....was this song already in the game??? I know it was sneakily in Bedrock before, but I don't remember if it was sneakily in Java....well here it is ! "KEEN EDGE" A really fun disc that replaces "Precipice"! If Vanilla is allowed to make shameless Undertale music then I get to too!!!

+Replaced "Lava Chicken" Disc.

This'll play nice with Mounts of Mayhem but it's missing a few mobs, please bear with me :) I'd like to have some sense of parity between Java & Bedrock and that means making sure the changes get """approved""". I'll cut you a deal, though! Mounts of Mayhem mobs'll come to Java first before Bedrock!.....maybe like a week early, but it's somethin!

If you're playing this on release I'd recommend EMF or ETF, but downgrading your Optifine works good too :)!

Thank you again for playing! Lotsa fun stuff in this update!! :D!!!

Happy 1 year anniversary to Askew!

I am extremely grateful to everyone sharing their love for this silly project, and I've got some treats to show my gratitude!

I've begun adding names to the credits sequence if you've supported me on Ko-fi or Bandcamp! Your support means I get to make more cool stuff for you :D! If you've already donated (and made your name public) don't worry, you're already included :D! Future donation names will also be added to the credits!

1.21.4 stuff!

-Pale Garden Imagery -Pale Garden Audio

-Creaking Imagery -Creaking Audio

-Resin Imagery -Resin Audio

If it's a part of the most recent updates, I've got it Askewed!

This includes all the dyable bundles! Feel free to know in your brain that they have an open texture, you likely will never see it :D!!

Also had some fun with the new GUI features, so now like, hovering over stuff & whatnot get that signature blue/orange palette, and I'm quite happy with it!

Fixed Horse, Donkey, & Mule models, really not sure why they were.......like that.......

Fixed Skybox stars being green sometimes, the skybox stars being green made people envious, due to it being green. Now that they are normal and yellow again they will feel...cowardly??

Fixed Enchantment Table Lapis FALSEHOODS

Fixed Spears! "spear" geometry was all in the "body" folder, but the "left spike", "right spike", "middle spike" files were just left out instead of being replaced with nothingness ((that's why just those parts were blacked out))

Fixed "Hills", It's like, the third track on the original album, and I've had it spelled "hiils" in the files this entire time. So it's just never played, does this canonically make it part of "Addendum" now?? I may need to lie down.

Fixed "Internal: Eternal", it had a similar issue! But I'm pretty sure it worked before, so idk what's up with that

Fixed slim player models ! Something bad happened to them!

Fixed all the Llama decor! I "forgot" about them because every time I would knit one my UNGRATEFUL llama would spit and bite me before I could put it on. Sad !

Fixed new redstone torch models!

Fixed Crimson Forest & Basalt Delta Ambient tracks!

Fixed Elytra Flying loop!

Fixed ALL the weird footstep subtitles, weird change for Mojang to make

Shoutouts to @/V11111ka on YT, @TwoCoolio on PMC, & @/quietflowerss on YT for pointing out some bugs!

Removed the extra "Sasha (My neighbor just talks like this sometimes)" Language file, not only was it incomplete (and kind of abandoned) but I also received one(1) emailer concerned that I was mocking their heritage. Which, I think is a little silly. But! The last thing I want is someone feeling unwelcome (plus, like I said, I dropped it as an idea and kind of forgot it was in the pack when I released it :D!) So that one(1) emailer may rejoice!

Moved some songs around!

"Cube^2" is now a Creative Mode exclusive! It got kind of distracting when it came on :)

"Fish Mouse" is now an Underwater exclusive! It'd probably be fine as a standard overworld track, but putting it in the sea makes sense and catches us up to the Underwater output from Vanilla!

"Nether Lands" is now a Warped Forest exlcusive! This was the intention from the start, but since we had so few nether songs upon the original release it was added to the regular lineup as padding, which is no longer needed :D!

& Added 6 brand new songs!

"Dithering" for the overworld, weird synths and orchestra! They don't like to mix but I wanted them to anyways :D!

"Plateau Grids" for Creative! I've got a brain-eating worm that makes me love synthwave, so you'll have to be patient with my condition!

"the other half" is a brand new Disc! Spooky! & Kinda sweet! If only I could find the rest........

"Abacus" for the overworld! Again! Probably one of my favorites from this new album, does wailing electric guitar belong in the regular-ass overworld??? Probably not :D!!

"It Will Not Be Forgiving" for the End. If my branches hadn't broken I'd try to offer some comforting words. But without time to sand away the cracks, any approach might give you splinters.

"MELTDOWN" AAA!!! This song is for the Nether and is in all-caps!!!!! yipe!!!!!!!!!

Once again, thank you for your support! I'm so excited to show off STUFF soon! Even more STUFF Than I've shown before! I also appreciate the patience you've all given me on this new Album :)!

If you're reading this day-one, just know Optifine is still catching up and some features may be undercooked for the time being, if a specific issue you're having persists after a full Optifine release lemme know and I'll see if I can handle it :)!!!

Have fun :)!!!

Oops!!!!

Yknow how I was complaining that Optifine broke everything :)?

It was actually: me <3!!!

Shoutouts to AdminCat of OptiKai for actually helping me fix this issue, swell dude.

One of the "Addendum" tracks had a "^" in it's file name for dramatic artsy reasons, it's actually a bug that Minecraft used to accept that character at all, so just swapping that out fixed everything.

Askew is now compatible on newer Optifine versions for 1.21! Askew for everyone!!!

So CIT (custom items, armors, shields) & all that crap works now too!

As apologies for making you download two packs in one season I've added 2 brand new songs to this one, as a snack :)!

See you around, FREAKAZOID

15 BRAND NEW TRACKS :D!!!

-11 Overworld!

-2 Biome Specific! (sand & snow!)

-2 Nether!

This is about an hour's worth of sneak peeks for the "Addendum" album :)! One last mini-album to give the whole project a nice pretty bow :D!!

& EVEN MORE Music on the way!!

Once again, all Royalty-Free, go nuts :)!!!

In other news:

1.21 support!! For now, I highly recommend "Optikai" for anything 1.21 related. Optifine is having some.......issues.......

Things that don't work rn (just the CIT for the most part) have the code to make them work already. Just gotta wait for Optifine (or Optikai) to catch up :)

This means:

NEW PAINTINGS!! Special shoutouts to this one guy on Twitter for just putting my already completed renders for Askew on paintings!! I am stealing this idea :D!!

((There are also new original paintings don't worry))

Lang file changes! Advancement and Enchantments got some small tweaks in addition to the new 1.21 stuff! So if you've seen them! no you havent!!!

Breeze Imagery Breeze Audio

Bogged Imagery Bogged Audio

Trial Chamber Imagery (Vaults, Spawners, the works) Trial Chamber Audio (Vaults, Spawners, the works)

If it's new, I've probably got imagery and sounds done for them. (Mace, Wind charge, Special Limited Edition Hot Dog)

Redid all the copper sounds! They were a bit annoying before, I didn't anticipate them making a big monument made of the one block I largely ignored!

Redid all the copper imagery too!! Copper in Vanilla (and Askew, until now) just sorta had different opacities for their copper stages. So I've made them a bit more distinct!

REMOVED Dog Breeds!!!!! >:(!!!!!!!

ADDED Dog Breeds!! :)!!!!!

Askew had dog breeds already! And then Mojang made their own! So I remade all the new breeds and axed the old ones! Very sorry if your beloved pooch was among those lost. They went to live on a farm....dog explosion farm....

Non-1.21 stuff:

Askew is now like, half the size it used to be! Lots of optimizations all over the place!

& fixed a ton of sounds either not existing or not being assigned in the code properly:

Shears

Crossbows

Flint & Steel

Axe Strip

Copper Scrape

Exclusively the Mud break sounds?? got all the steps just forgot the breakage.

The Warden has 86 sounds all to himself, so naturally I missed like 3, those are replaced now though :)

& probably quite a few more

Updated a couple textures too!

Mangrove Leaves

Moss/Azalea stuff

Skyboxes have all been redone! Still looks nearly identical, just made them more spherical than cubical, looks a bit more natural and not so obviously a box around your vision

ALL the wool textures (just didn't look right at all, i might be stupid)

ALL the dyes (just didn't look right at all, i might be stupid)

Pottery Sherds are now very honest about what they do

Lilypads!!! Just didn't have a texture, like, all this time, now they do

Frogs in general

"Ashenberry" related stuff, mostly minor

That weird dripstone tip bug?? It was just one texture assigned incorrectly, should be fine now :)

Glass Bottle looking...not good

Music Discs all got a small visual upgrade

Certain villagers no longer have flesh headbands!

Swamp & Jungle villagers no longer resort to broken textures & just use Plains ones

Leg textures are rotated correctly for Villagists!!

Villager UI too, damn, these guys have been nothing but trouble, kill 3 of them on my behalf, thx <3

Iron Golems are Robots now!!!!!!!!! It was the only way I could find to fix the jank head movement and makes their metallic sounds make more sense! Winner!!! Dinner!!!

I finally caved, bats are now the new model with some 'skewage. They still have their quirk, but are no longer broken hulking beasts!!

& once again probably more I've forgotten about

FINAL NOTE:

Our friends at Mojang have introduced a really cool bug that ruins audio!

Basically just keeping "directional audio" on no matter what you toggle it to.

So on some systems (including mine) all the audio sounds really terrible!

Audio's like this whole deal!!! dawg!!!

If everything works as normal for your system, awesome! If not, vote for this bug and check out the workaround(s) and see if they help (they worked for me :)!)

https://bugs.mojang.com/browse/MC-265514

That's all for now! Like I said, expect some updates in the future adding more music!! I've got something else special cookin up for you Askew FREAKS!! I can't wait to show you ;)))!!!

Some stuff was broken! Now it's not!

-Fixed Sapling inconsistencies

-Propagule literally didn't have a texture before, now it does!

-Recipe Book got very ill and frail in the last patch, but now it's all better :)!! ((I gave it some soup))